Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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