You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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