Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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