btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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