Your face is a jimmy john
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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