Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
high people should be assigned attendants
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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