Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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