ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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