She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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