it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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