But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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