no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
foreskin is a definite game changer
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
