so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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