I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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