you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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