he wants to bone in the snuggie
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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