3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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