I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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