kristin has been a bad kristin
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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