party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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