Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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