I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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