If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
