Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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