I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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