i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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