dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You pole danced in your parka.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Randomize
