i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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