We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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