the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Did you just see the Batmobile???
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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