Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
