I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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