and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
God gave him joint rollers for hands
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Randomize
