absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize