We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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