I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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