Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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