I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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