You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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