If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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