I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hippo gnu deer
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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