Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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