sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
