naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
ok first of all what the fuck
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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