On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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