belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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