Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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