we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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