i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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