I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
When are your genitals available?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Randomize
