I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I want a musical about memes.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
