Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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