Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
zippers are such a cool invention
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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