it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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