What a fucking waste of an outfit
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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