Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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